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The 12 Disasters of Christmas

[fa icon="calendar"] Dec 22, 2016 1:01:59 PM / by Cornerstone Appraisal and Restoration

12 Disasters of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, restoration was given to thee:

for the dried out, flaming Christmas tree.


On the second day of Christmas, restoration was given to thee:

for two caved-in roofs and the dried out, flaming Christmas tree.


On the third day of Christmas, restoration was given to thee:

for three burning stoves, two caved-in roofs, and the dried out, flaming Christmas tree.


On the fourth day of Christmas, restoration was given to thee:

for four frozen pipes, three burning stoves, two caved in roofs,

and the dried out, flaming Christmas tree.


On the fifth day of Christmas, restoration was given to thee:

for five flammable wreaths!

Four frozen pipes, three burning stoves, two caved-in roofs,

and the dried out, flaming Christmas tree!

 

On the sixth day of Christmas, restoration was given to thee:

for six basements flooding, five flammable wreaths!

Four frozen pipes, three burning stoves, two caved-in roofs,

and the dried out, flaming Christmas tree!

 

On the seventh day of Christmas, restoration was given to thee:

for seven candles falling, six basements flooding, five flammable wreaths!

Four frozen pipes, three burning stoves, two caved-in roofs,

and the dried out, flaming Christmas tree!


On the eighth day of Christmas, restoration was given to thee:

for eight blizzards blowing, seven candles falling,

six basements flooding, five flammable wreaths!

Four frozen pipes, three burning stoves, two caved-in roofs,

and the dried out, flaming Christmas tree!

 

On the ninth day of Christmas, restoration was given to thee:

for nine soot-filled chimneys, eight blizzards blowing, seven candles falling,

six basements flooding, five flammable wreaths!

Four frozen pipes, three burning stoves, two caved-in roofs,

and the dried out, flaming Christmas tree!

 

On the tenth day of Christmas, restoration was given to thee:

for ten ceilings leaking, nine soot-filled chimneys, eight blizzards blowing,

seven candles falling, six basements flooding, five flammable wreaths!

Four frozen pipes, three burning stoves, two caved-in roofs,

and the dried out, flaming Christmas tree!
 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, restoration was given to thee:

for eleven cords overheating, ten ceilings leaking,

nine soot-filled chimneys, eight blizzards blowing, seven candles falling, 

six basements flooding, five flammable wreaths!

Four frozen pipes, three burning stoves, two caved-in roofs,

and the dried out, flaming Christmas tree!

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, restoration was given to thee:

For twelve light strands fraying, eleven cords overheating, ten ceilings leaking,

nine soot-filled chimneys, eight blizzards blowing, seven candles falling, 

six basements flooding, five flammable wreaths!

Four frozen pipes, three burning stoves, two caved-in roofs,

and the dried out, flaming Christmas tree!

 

Throughout the year, including Christmas, Cornerstone restores homes for thee:

eleven cords overheating, ten ceilings leaking, nine soot-filled chimneys,

eight blizzards blowing, seven candles falling,

 six basements flooding, five flammable wreaths!

Four frozen pipes, three burning stoves, two caved-in roofs,

and the dried out, flaming Christmas tree!

Your best safeguard against emergency is a preparedness plan. When disaster strikes, there is support to help you restore your home and your life in the aftermath. If your home or building has been impacted by fire, storm or water damage, Cornerstone Appraisal and Restoration Services can help. 

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